Chart

Happens when you are having sex and the pressure between the girls boobs and the guys chest expels rapidly making a farting noise kind of like an armpit fart except from the chest.

I was banging my chick last night and she ended up charting like four or five times.

by Ryan and Zach December 5, 2007

charts

(adjective) exceptionally good; transcends a traditional ranking system; short for "off the charts"

that stripper's face was a bit janky, but her boobs were off the charts!

by italkart April 26, 2006

chart

Uber-good Canadian music magazine filled with all kinds of new-rock goodies.

I only buy Chart magazine so I can read the interview with Nardwuar the Human Serviette.

by 4dimensional January 2, 2005

chart

When you chortle and end up sharting.

chortle + shart = chart

"Oh fuck guys I just charted"
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"SHANNON JUST CHARTED!"

by vid_88 December 12, 2006

chart

When something on Facebook gets over 50 likes.

I'm changing my status to "in a relationship." This will chart for sure!

Genevieve is so hot. As a hot girl online, everything she posts charts!

by Pumpernickle Jones January 13, 2014

charting

The act of farting while on chat, with the audio on.

Yo man, I was online with that bitch and she kept charting....

by ElPutoMatico October 18, 2009

Charted

The act of releasing gases so ungodly and so putrid that everything which makes contact becomes a charred mess.

Man 1: You remember Hiroshima right?
Man 2: ...no way... NO WAY, DUDE!
Man 1: Yep. I charted.

by Justone Tortuga August 16, 2008