Centurylink

The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.

Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!

by Person Who Has Centurylink May 31, 2018

CenturyLink

Actual cunts that steal your money and give you shit speeds. Basically Hitler but in company form

Man, CenturyLink Is a fucking cunt of a company.

by nickger January 26, 2019

centurylink

The absolute worst internet provider ever.

Guy1: I'm switching to CenturyLink tomorrow!

Guy2: Have fun in virtual hell.

by xdarkvEnom October 14, 2013

CenturyLink

The worst fucking to internet provider to date

Person1: hey I just got 60 Mbps Of centurylink WiFi!

Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there

Person1: fuck.

by A sad CenturyLink user December 21, 2017

CenturyLink

A ISP that gets sent back to the 1800's from any amount of weather.

Normal Person : "Looks like its about to rain."
CenturyLink User : "Damn. Talk to you lat-"

by CenturyLinkHater7 May 26, 2023

Centurylinked

Being a customer of a company that gives you half the product half the time.

My internet service provider centurylinked me for over a year.

by CenturyLink March 8, 2022