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When a Mitchell and an Edward love each other very much, they create a demonic offspring, springing from each pair of nipples and forming into a whole. This creatures destiny is to eventually walk into a local thrift-store and seductively utter the words "Yes. Thank you. Please"
Dude, I saw Mitchell and Edward's kid, Cearley at the store, achieving his life long goal, saying "Yes. Thank you. Please"
Cearley by FilipinoPony August 21, 2012
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Cearley is the last name of a nice family, But the most notable of the family is a girl named Haleigh. Haleigh is a girl that gets her heart broken all the time.
Sugma balls haleigh lolilollolololololol
Welp Cearley is cool ig
Cearley by Real German Spy Survivor November 11, 2020
Charley will be your best friend till the very end even if you two get in fights she will still find a way back into your life she is funny and loud you can tell her everything and anything. She gives the BEST help out there!!!
“I love have having a Charley as my best friend.”-ensley Stropes
Charley by Ensley October 23, 2019
Someone sweet that deserves all the love she can get. A Charley often feels hopeless, and Hope often wishes they could always be there for her. Charleys have low self esteem and at times forget there are people looking out for them.
If there are any Charleys reading this, remember that I care about you.
Charley by remember to breathe February 3, 2017
Beautiful eyes with lashes that would make a Latisse model envious, beautiful smile when they decide you're worthy of seeing it, smart, ambitious, deep thinker, difficult to get to know but once you do you can never forget them, if you hurt them you end up hurting yourself ... more worse - they'll get over it - you won't, you only get to know them if they want you to know them. Loyal, kind hearted, honest, hard working, athletic, positive, strong willed, and determined.
Person 1: "Wow, that girl is is envious."
Person 2: "Well, she's a Charley after all."
Charley by crazy_gal01 February 5, 2010

Charleya 

A cute nice lady. Someone with a nice personality and is a good person.
"Charleya is the cutest, funniest person I know!" or "Charleya is so pretty!"

Dirty Carley 

When a person doesn’t want to go to the toilet so they shit in another’s asshole. That person then goes to the toilet and does the shit for the original person.
Jake made Nigel do the dirty Carley for him the other night
Dirty Carley by Dirty Brendan February 25, 2019
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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