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Carnes Owned 

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.
Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."
Carnes Owned by YBB November 29, 2003

Marco Carnes 

A big eared need who has a gross beard and won’t hold a hand till he’s touched fifty or perhaps a little kid.
“Is that Marco carnes? I don’t like marco carnes.
Marco Carnes by Carnesh8r August 15, 2018

Kim Carnes Effect

When someone gets a song stuck in your head, just by being present in the room.
Jacquelyn got that damn song, "Bette Davis Eyes" stuck in my head again. She just has that Kim Carnes effect.
Kim Carnes Effect by JFlanny August 16, 2011

Chance Carnes 

The definition of this word is:
A guy that every girl thinks is hot because he is not a pervert like every body else like thurman, zizza, marshel, jessie,and I geuss matt. I think he would have already had like 20 girlfriends if he grew some balls.
A kind guy that every girl likes because he is not a perve

Billy Carnes 

1. Damn, look at that kid, he sure is Billy Carnes!

2. Yo, I smoked a fat ass blunt last night and got soooo Billy Carnes.
Billy Carnes by a;sldkfjgh October 18, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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