Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.
"When I went to Carnegie Abbey to visit my gay friends, James and Geoff, the guard wouldn't let me in because the muffler on my Crown Vic was too loud. I tried to slip him a Ben Franklin but he said he couldn't let in the unwashed masses. I told him I voted for Hillary. He told me to go back to the projects in Pawtucket."
by Bucket West Miguel October 14, 2019
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