bon jovi

To get a blow job. Plain and simple.

That hoe gave me a Bon Jovi last night.

by Petey B October 25, 2004

bon jovi

another name for an erection. It's about time for a new word for erection.

DAMN! With all these girls in the pool, I'm getting the biggest Bon Jovi ever.

I'm getting a Bon Jovi just thinkin about that girl's angel ass.

by Sean Manning June 6, 2007

bon jovi

a kick ass rock band, whose twenty year career spawned 5 number one singles and eleven top ten hits, fourteen albums and sold one hundred million records. the band members are: lead singer, jon bon jovi. lead guitars, richie sambora. keyboards & pianos, david bryan. drums/percussion, tico torres. bass guitar, hugh mcdonald. (formerly alec john such)

Dude, did you go to the Bon jovi concert last night? it ruled!

by JoviJava September 17, 2005

bon jovi

As a verb, to "Bon Jovi" someone is to completely humiliate them either by their stupid actions or by your superior actions.

In modern cyber/text message language, to "Bon Jovi" someone is to completely pwn them, most often through some humiliating action.

Did you see that dude get totally bon jovi'd last night on "Cops"?

by Montag Delorean September 23, 2005

bon jovi

To be halfway to a destination.
Referring to lyrics of a Bon Jovi song, Livin' on a Prayer.
("We're halfway there, livin' on a prayer")

Stan: How close to your goal are you?
Carly: I'm almost Bon Jovi.

Carly: How far have we walked?
Stan: We're Bon Jovi.

by C. Ories November 2, 2006

A Bon Jovi

noun

An extremely large mullet- Hairstyle made popular in the 80s

I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town.

by Convict February 3, 2006

bon jovi

A transvestite that has attempted too many times to release a good album, let alone a good song. Is a disgrace to the face of humanity and rock and roll. Sold his/her soul to the devil and owns a shitty Arena Football team that nobody gives a shit about.

-Man, I hate Bon Jovi.
-Yea, that thing's a faggot.

by jpbdfreemo July 12, 2006