billionare

a baby-eating lizard with way too much green

Guy 1: Hey, who's Jeff Bezos?
Guy 2: A billionare, I've heard he's eaten more babies than Elon Musk

billionare by zipdotfile February 12, 2023

Billionare's Syndrome 

Extreme hoarding of wealth combined with a form of narcissism that makes you think you can influence governments.
Includes not spending money on other people unless it comes with benefits for self.
Being completely out of touch with anyone else on earth because you have too much money to know what to do with.
The attempt to buy countries, people and leadership roles.

See: Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Gina Reinhart.

Person 1: "I heard Elon Musk has aspergers"

Person 2: "Nah man, people with aspergers know what a Nazi salute is, that fuckwit has Billionare's Syndrome."

Billionare's Syndrome by Yougottabekittenme January 26, 2025

Billionare's Syndrome 

Extreme hoarding of wealth combined with a form of narcissism that makes you think you can influence governments and people.
Includes not spending money on other people unless it comes with benefits for self.
Being completely out of touch with anyone else on earth because you have too much money to know what to do with.
The attempt to buy countries, votes, people and leadership roles.

See: Donald Trump, Elon Musk.

"I heard Elon Musk has aspergers and doesnt know better"

"Nah that fuckwit is too rich, he knows, he just has Billionare's Syndrome and thinks we can't figure it out"

See also,

"Trumps raised the price of prescription drugs"
"No surprise, Billionare's Syndrome - he only wants the rich to live."

Billionare's Syndrome by Yougottabekittenme January 26, 2025

self made billionare 

its not real

theres no such thing as a "self made billionare"

self made billionare by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020

hood billionare

Some one in your hood who always has everything he/she wants and is consistent with they're money flow

Marc From the hood always fresh and always flossing he gets everything he wants. Hes a hood billionare

hood billionare by user0011 April 4, 2015

A golden yacht for every billionaire 

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

A golden yacht for every billionaire by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

Who Wants To Be A Millionare? 

A quiz show brought in the summer to up the ratings of Summer TV. The first major step in gaining viewers in the summer. The show was hosted by Regis Philbin on the ABC Network. The show made a return on Primetime TV earlier in the year of 2004 with "Super Millionare". Since then, the show is still syndicated and hosted by a female host.

"Millionare has gone down the drain since Regis stopped hosting."

Who Wants To Be A Millionare? by Corey Blair December 22, 2004