A silly term thought up by a lacrosse player in Maine who has no handles. It often describes his ridiculous basketball shoes.
yo my kicks are baller status
by Cam Kolenick March 10, 2008
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The act of cumming on a person's face after having sex with them vigorously.
Permission must be granted without asking before the deed is done. Then and only then has baller status been achieved.
Chad Cheung totally achieved baller status when he came upon that small child's face
by BIGBOI[814] November 17, 2008
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It defines how balla you are and you are a player. Like chadrock, cuz he is gangsta.
Chad Tipton has baller status.
by ch4drock December 1, 2006
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A devout Catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. They are also well-versed in the arguments against Church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. Entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the title of baller-status Catholic.
"After a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend Dan is a total baller-status Catholic."

"The McCluskey's totally boxed James in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using John Paul II's Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. They are definitely a baller-status Catholic fam."
by WillyStyle101 January 28, 2014
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