Baby

1- What you call your partner (boyfriend/girlfriend)

2-A small screaming humanoid that your wife sharted out and is the consequence of unprotected sex

1-"Hey baby"
"Hey"

2-"Oh no I had a baby"
"That's unfortunate"

by Mr mcnuggets March 12, 2020

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The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like

Ways NOT to have a baby:
Don't have sex at all (it works)
Use birth control

by RatchetBoo June 9, 2003

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4.5 ounces of powder cociane AKA 1/8th of a Kilo.

Yo Dog... Let me get a baby.

by Nims66 August 18, 2008

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Person: nickname of American film actress Lauren Bacall, given by her (then) boyfriend, actor Humphrey Bogart, in recognition of her youth in relation to his own age.

Bogart once famously quipped "Whatever Baby wants, Baby gets."

by speedog May 27, 2010

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Something that cries, poops, and eats. They are also adorable. They also might give you nightmares.

Baby: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Mom: Oh my gosh, will this thing ever shut up!

Baby: No.

Mom: Wha...wha...did you just talk?

Baby: ALL BABYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STARTING WITH YOU...MOM...

Mom: OH MY GOSH HAAALLLLPPPP!!!!

The Mom wakes up

Dad: Did you have the baby dream again Honey?

Mom: *Crying* Yeah, this time it seemed so...real.

Dad: It's okay, just go back to sleep.

by Mr_Jumbo_Shrimp November 22, 2015

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