A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.
Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!
Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.
Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!
Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.
Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!
by Worcestersh1re December 3, 2022
ASS REAPER is a custom name for the MAG-7 in CS:GO. Many think, the MAG-7 is a trash weapon, but if you can handle it, it becomes an ASS REAPER
by Dudi Bumm's brother August 16, 2023