Me, now stop trying to fuck me. You know who you are
Me I’m Asexual
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A person who does not feel sexual attraction but can build emotional connections and become emotionally and platonically romantically involved
P: yo you wanna do the touchy stuff
L: nah man, im ~asexual~

P: ah okay, i respect that.
by NoUlol November 3, 2019
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There are two general meanings.

1. The absence of a sexuality, most notably in humans. Some may just not be sexuallly attracted to others, otehrs may completely lack a sex drive or sexual desires. Common misconceptions are that such people have suffered sexual abuse, are emotionally frigid, are closet homosexuals, masturbate ten times a day, are too ugly to get in a sexual relationship or are impotent. This, more often than not, does not apply.

2. Without sexual intercourse. For example, cells (be it nerve cells, bacteria or other protozoa such as amoeba) reproduce via mitosis (or dividing) as opposed to sexual reproduction. The result tends to be two cells of exactly the same genetic structure as the 'parent cell', though genetic mutation can occur if the DNA is duplicated incorrectly.

Connected words/phrases: asexuality, sexuality, sexual, mitosis, cell division, queer (asexuality is considered a queer sexuality. This is not a negatiive connotation, only meaning 'different').
1. I am not a closet homosexual, I am not impotent, I have not been sexually abused, I am not emotionally frigid, I don't masturbate ten times a day, and while I am one ugly bastard peopel round here are so easy I could get nookie the second I want it. I just don't want it. I am asexual.

2. Apart from rare cases where cells reproduce via meiosis (splitting into four cells), most cells reproduce via mitosis. Originally the human body is just one zygote cell, two gamete cells fused together. At adulthood, there are millions or perhaps billions of cells all with different purposes, nerves, muscle, skin, brain tissue... This is all possible due to mitosis, the non-sexual reproduction of the cells themselves. However, the human body requires sexual reproduction for the initial cell. An example without this is bacteria, which have no form of intercourse and simply divide. This is asexual reproduction.
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Not having sexual desires. This does not stop a asexual from having a romantic relationship, it’s just that they are not interested in sex
Person A: Just found out my girlfriend is asexual
Person B: So?
Person A: Nothing. Still love her just as much
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Someone who's WAY to fabulous to do the do.
"Why is Jim still a virgin?"
"He's an asexual; he also makes excellent chocolate cake."
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A person who does not experience sexual attraction to either gender, but may still experience romantic and physical attraction and even participate in sexual acts for the physical pleasure, etc.
Asexual culture and it's definition still evolving. There are many sub-groupings of asexuals and this often leads to a misunderstanding of the terms actual definition.
No, she isn't celibate. she is asexual.
by Espiee February 23, 2009
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Someone who experiences a lack of sexual attraction.
The word utilizes the Greek prefix a- which means "a lack of or without".
An asexual person is still capable of feeling other forms of attraction, but will not experience sexual attraction.
X does not experience any sexual attraction so they identify as asexual
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