(n.) The State without Car Inspections.
I love Alabama. It is home to them Drive By Truckers, and plenty of buscuits.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 7, 2005
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The state where it’s legal to fuck your cousin
Shit since I live in Alabama, mind as well fuck my cousin in the ass
by jble2333 March 22, 2019
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An extremely misunderstood state that's probably less racist now than a lot of states in the north. We aren't hicks, and we don't have unpaved roads everywhere. We don't have affairs with our family members and we aren't a state full of red necks. Or at least not in most places I've been too
person A: I'm moving
Person B: To where?
Person A: Alabama
Person B: I'm so sorry!!! When you go, look out for red necks with guns!
Person A: Have you ever even BEEN there??
Person B: No...
by MsSashuhSay August 22, 2010
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Alabama a nice state in the southeastern United States. It is not full of rednecks like some of these people say. And it also has one the greatest football programs ever. No not Auburn.
by Chandler August 10, 2004
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A place for the party heart and a place for the soft at heart! Some people judge Alabama from what is not known. I lived in Alabama for about five years and know it is a million times better than West Virginia! So if you want to put down a state pick West Virginia but don't say it to my face because I love WV too. Just not as much as I love Alabama!
Alabama is for you and has room for all of your friends
by J MAN FROM THE A STATE July 4, 2006
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A place where you can grow up without getting up every morning to pay your parking meter and get stuck in traffic for 3 hours. A place where your kids can grow up in a small town where everybody knows everybody. A place where we are all family, we take care of each other. Alabama gets criticized everyday because we are so called "red necks" but we aren't. Sure we love fried chicken, have a southern accent, respect our elders, open the door for a complete stranger, carry groceries for a elderly person, visit our neighbors, love football, love NASCAR, take care of our family, and we like country music. But how does that make us a bad state? I'm proud to live in Alabama and I don't care who knows it!
by jcrump1330 October 21, 2011
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A place to live where you can die at the age of 93 and never see a horrible crime on TV. A state filled with polite people, with southern accents, and the hottest women in the united states. Great place to raise children, boring to live in. Has the best food around. State dish is Beans and 'taters.
I've lived in both california and alabama, and I know first hand california has as many rednecks as alabama, but california has more racism, and worse standards of living.
by Jimmy Thompson March 2, 2005
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