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T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone on the second Tuesday of October.
Kevin: yo tomorrow is the second Tuesday of October

Tyron: so it’s t-bone Tuesday?
Kevin: hell yeah brother
by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019
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Tuesday effect

The effect of one being absent, from a place of usual attendance, for a long period of time.
-Hey, where is Daniel?
-He is missing again
-Again? I guess the tuesday effect strikes again!
by Coni Ristansone December 18, 2019
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Dogging Tuesday

Hey it’s dogging Tuesday, wanna celebrate?
by sardinen September 14, 2021
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Tuesday

Tuesdays are creative, resilient, extremely social and loyal. They are named after a day of the week that provides relief and optimistic opportunities to do as one pleases. Tuesday is not taken seriously by those with shallow intellect. Tuesday is beloved by those who bare witness to the caring, funny and beautiful qualities she possesses. Always adorable and often fierce. Never underestimate or double cross a Tuesday. They are amazing allies but also naturally talented foes.
I miss Tuesday.
Tuesday brings the fun.
by Lovejones8739 November 24, 2021
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Schlaggy tuesday

(Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.
Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"

"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"

"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"
by Djtsizzle867 November 22, 2017
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Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
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Tuesday

Tuesday is a beautiful girl that will treat you right. She is hard to understand sometimes but you have to get to know her well enough to understand her. She can be really annoying and gets hurt easily. She has a great looking body and is thick. She has lots of friends but only cares about one friend
Guy: Dude I met this girl and she is such a Tuesday
2 Guy: Smash her then
by I am Anonymous 00 November 20, 2017
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