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c u next tuesday

(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...
Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
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TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)
Gary- “I just wanna die
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
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Mailbox Tuesday

The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.
Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!

DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.
by MBTjustin April 21, 2010
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No Sexy Tuesday

No Sexy Tuesday is a day where couples try to abstain from all sexual activity, including self-pleasure such as masturbation. The purpose of this day is to focus on building emotional intimacy and connection with your partner without the distraction of sexual desires or activities. This means that both partners agree to refrain from any sexual behavior, either alone or with each other, including masturbation. While it may be challenging for some individuals, this can be an opportunity to explore other forms of intimacy and connection with your partner. Remember, the goal of No Sexy Tuesday is to strengthen your emotional bond with your partner and enrich your relationship in a non-sexual way.

It is on Tuesday for arbitrary reasons
Ashley and Amy could not watch porn as it is No Sexy Tuesday
John could not fap as it is No Sexy Tuesday
by Leo_Lion_Abstinence March 28, 2023
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Dirty Tuesday

When the day is tuesday and you shit all over yourself and are forced to eat it by a gorilla who is gay and so he kisses you sexually on the lips.
I had a dirty Tuesday yesterday. It was total ass
by JeromeandOrome August 21, 2022
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No Tag Tuesday

Every Tuesday, using tag during takeover is NOT NECESSARY!
Today is No Tag Tuesday! #NTT
by Alprini February 18, 2025
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testicular Tuesday

“Saw it in a movie once’’- Jim Carry
by Bigboywords69420 July 18, 2023
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