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A FAT TUESDAY WOULD SMACK RN
by Facts man May 16, 2020
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Sneaky Tuesday

Where a man inserts himself in the back door sneakily on a crisp tuesday afternoon while there’s a full moon out.
Bro i just hit my girlfriend with the sneaky tuesday
by Sneaky Tuesday March 1, 2023
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Tiesto Tuesday

1. Tiesto Tuesday is the act of choosing DJ Tiesto's music to listen to for the majority or all of the day.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.
We didn't hear Chip yelling at Josh on the phone because Tiesto Tuesday was cranked up on the uber expensive Sonos speaker system.
by emoSyuG November 5, 2020
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Tuesday Night Twistback

Tuesday Night Twistback: When you are about to have sex with a chick and you first twist her anal pubes into tornadoes and and then rip them out and use the blood as lube.
She thought we were boutta fuck but I told her I needed that Tuesday Night Twistback first…
by pit… April 20, 2025
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Teets Tuesday

The national day of Teets. Every Tuesday shall be Teets Tuesday! Eat your bananas!!
by BananaMan69999 April 14, 2021
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Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.
Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.
by victoriabay April 18, 2023
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Too Cute Tuesday #TCT

Every Tuesday is cute picture day on social media. This includes photos of kittens, kawaii cheeseburgers, and pictures of Tuesday Weld.
<picture of a french bulldog puppy all wrinkly and pudgy > #Too Cute Tuesday #TCT Beetches!
by More than Fun October 29, 2015
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