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Tuesday

Just a typical day on the third day of the week
Dude 1: "Bro, Tuesdays are the best!"
Dude 2:"Nah, I think Mondays are the best cause I can make myself suffer in work again"
by Home depot worker May 4, 2019
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double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy
by double chonker September 30, 2022
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Taboo Tuesdays

On the 2nd tuesday of every month is the only day it is socially acceptable to fuck your sister, brother, cousin etc...
Man, I can't wait for Taboo tuesdays! She's gonna get it.
by Anonymous_012398 January 5, 2021
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Tuesday

Tuesdays are creative, resilient, extremely social and loyal. They are named after a day of the week that provides relief and optimistic opportunities to do as one pleases. Tuesday is not taken seriously by those with shallow intellect. Tuesday is beloved by those who bare witness to the caring, funny and beautiful qualities she possesses. Always adorable and often fierce. Never underestimate or double cross a Tuesday. They are amazing allies but also naturally talented foes.
I miss Tuesday.
Tuesday brings the fun.
by Lovejones8739 November 24, 2021
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Tanqueray Tuesday

Tanqueray Tuesday originated from the iconic gin brand, Tanqueray. Known for its exceptional quality and craftsmanship, Tanqueray has been a favorite among gin lovers for generations. The brand wanted to create a dedicated day where gin enthusiasts could come together and celebrate their love for Tanqueray.
Let’s make some bad decisions, it’s Tanqueray Tuesday !
by mav_maaar.leey September 5, 2023
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Beard balm Tuesday

A woman taking oral pleasure to the point of release and can still make it to work Wednesday morning.
I got beard balm Tuesday to the point of not walking and still made it to work the next day.
by RoyalGun November 22, 2025
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Tuesday

The best day of the week cuz the Dolan Twins upload and make everyone happy.
“Bro, did you see the Dolan Twins new video?”
“Wait...today’s Tuesday?”
by MLG Patotato May 9, 2018
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