Turn up Tuesday

When Coach Jerell Miller motivates you through music & his natural “turn up” energy to push your mind through a very intense hit cardio workout! #keepushing

Jerell’s turn up Tuesday was LIT 🔥 😎

by Papi esta aqui November 12, 2019

Tuesday

By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.

Purpose of each day of the week:

Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.

Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024

It's Tuesday, going on Monday.

It means the week is super long and dragging.

I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.

by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024

9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon

When Jake let’s Timmy out of his dwelling.

“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”

by JakeTimmyLover96 December 23, 2022

Tuesday

Tuesday is touch a titty tuesday. you have a free pass to touch anyone’s titties

Hey man, did you know that it’s touch a titty Tuesday?

by hobo banana October 17, 2019

tatty tuesday

Tatty Tuesday is the art of the appreciation of the all mighty vegetable, the potato. Apon every Tuesday one can enjoy the many different ways to consume potato wether that be: Jacket, mashed, boiled, roasted or baked.

Or

Tatty Tuesday can also be when you spot a woman with rather large breasts and it happens to be a Tuesday. Thus making it a Tatty Tuesday.

This jacket potato tastes amazing, thank god for Tatty Tuesday!

Or

Wow Patrik look at that girls tattys over there! Thank od for TATTY TUESDAY!!!!

by deern July 13, 2016

Tongue Tuesday

the first tuesday in a year where people get their tongue pierced

“i got my tongue pierced!” “when?” “tongue tuesday, of course!”

by jim parsons January 1, 2022