Big Gay Tuesday

The day when it is gay to not be gay. On this national holiday everyone is gay for a day.

Joe asked Candice "why aren't you gay today?".
Candice replied "Oh crap, I totally forgot it was Big Gay Tuesday!".

by Big fat biden February 8, 2022

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Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.

Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!

by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021

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tuesdays

every Tuesday is show of your bestfriend(s) day :)

Person 1: *posts picture of bestfriend on story*
Person 2: aweee what was this for ?
Person 1: it’s Tuesdays ! It was time to show u off to everyone that ur my bestfriend :)

by littlemac_3 October 12, 2021

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