by SPERM EJACULATOR January 12, 2017

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”
by ALDND January 30, 2025

person1: yo that fella looks like a right sperm-scranner innit
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes
by hairybattycrease May 23, 2018

When you throw up burp after giving a blow job and a little bit of that huge load you just swallowed comes back up
by DiKiFo August 27, 2016

by Naho November 12, 2020

When you're using your laptop that is resting on your lap and it gets really hot, causing your crotchial area to heat up
by DefinitionGenius August 23, 2016

by karatejoe February 27, 2018
