Schwerm-sperm 

Schwerm sperm, shwerm sperm. When a man eats shoarma, and later cums in a girls' mouth, and the spices, heavily used in middle eastern cuisine have made their way into the male ejaculate, so it is rich with spices such as cumin.

your cum tastes like shoarma, you got schwerm-sperm!

Schwerm-sperm by Knammelewielie June 25, 2018

Wasting sperm 

Whoops

FUCK IM WASTING SPERM @sher

Wasting sperm by Tindergod8 November 7, 2018

acid sperm 

When the sperm is so strong it beats out ever possible plan B method causing an instant baby.

“Goddamn that acid sperm just goes right through ya”

“Idk how he beat the pill, must have some kind of acid sperm”

acid sperm by Bookie jones April 16, 2020

finger sperm 

when you put sperm on your finger and insert the finger into a girls vagina trying to get her pregnant

me and my boyfriend tried finger sperm to get pregnant

finger sperm by coochiegurl1000000 January 15, 2021

Mule Sperm 

Mule sperm is a mule that sperms in a human being.

"FUCK ME HARDER MULE SPERM"

Mule Sperm by anonymous February 6, 2021

Bat sperm

Bat sperm is the term used for when a group of black men, usually thugs, form a circle jerk with a dead animal in the middle while wearing Batman merch creating a circle jerk; in hopes to create life outta their ejaculated corpse.

Boy: Yo we boutta bat sperm on this deer
Boy 2: Ok bro, lemme join?
Boy: yeah

Bat sperm by swagkid69420 March 1, 2021

plastic sperm machine 

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

plastic sperm machine by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021