parentnoia 

parentnoia

The legitimate fear that aprents have about the filthy anti-AMERICAN in the white house seeing to it that their children will be spied upon for a draft and sent to the middle east to be murdered for the creep's power, oil & megalomania.
The bext example is the truth about what has happened since the punk stole the white house.

"So many of my friends' sons & daughters have been murdered becayse of this liar that, I have parentnoia about what they about my little toddlers so they can force them into their invented war."

parentnoia by REAL AMERICAN July 10, 2005

God parent

Someone who treat the kids as there spends time with the kid and is there for the kid money wise when real parents can't or just need a little help

Jj god mama is going to buy him diapers . Lisa & Jake are jj god parents . Jake is his god dad

God parent by Jabae moore September 25, 2015

Gentle Parenting 

When a parent practices a lack of parenting and giving the child what it wants when it wants it, and refuses to do anything the child doesn't like or take any advice to help them almost always using this technique as the excuse.

I need to give my child a bath, but he doesn't like it so he doesn't get bathed because I practice GENTLE PARENTING.

Gentle Parenting by Rhodamanthus October 8, 2016

parento 

another word for your ding dong

I don't think your parento will fit in there....

parento by eric paterson February 27, 2009

Parentaganda 

Sensationalist coverage of "trends" happening among teenagers to scare the shit out of their parents. Although occurences of these "trends" are totally infrequent and not really an actual thing in the adolescent community, parentaganda usually results in higher ratings for these slow-news-day reporters and annoying, awkwardly posed questions from concerned parents to their kids.

Mom: "Sweetheart...are you and your boyfriend/girlfriend sexting?"
You: "No mom, thats just a bunch of parentaganda."

Parents: "Son, we need to talk to you about the dangers of choking yourself while masturbating."
You: "OH GOD, NO! WHY, PARENTAGANDA, WHY?!?"

Parentaganda by Hellomissbone August 7, 2011

parenthsmilies

while typing a message to someone, to include information between two smilies, each with the mouth facing a different direction

brenda: mike said he'll go on a date with me (: and maybe come over after :) next tuesday

erin: nice use of parenthsmilies girl! it adds to the effect of that big news

parenthsmilies by mike hunt96 December 29, 2009

Kobe Bryant Parenting 

The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.

Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.

My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.

Kobe Bryant Parenting by Itsajokellama January 31, 2020