by kha billzz January 25, 2022
Get the Tech Tuesday mug.When the worst day of someone's life is a normal everyday occurrence for someone else. Often used for either gatekeeping or humour purposes.
1. "The worst day of your life was when you were on a fishing boat during a storm? Here in the navy, we call that 'Tuesday'."
2. "Heh, Super Mario literally sees walking evil mushrooms who will kill him instantly and he's not weirded out by it? I guess seeing all these creatures is just another Tuesday to him."
2. "Heh, Super Mario literally sees walking evil mushrooms who will kill him instantly and he's not weirded out by it? I guess seeing all these creatures is just another Tuesday to him."
by DDeflector January 25, 2022
Get the Tuesday mug.February 8th is titty tuesday. Any person with titties(male or female) must show them to a person of the alternate gender for judging.
by Man behind the moon February 8, 2022
Get the Titty tuesday mug.Joe asked Candice "why aren't you gay today?".
Candice replied "Oh crap, I totally forgot it was Big Gay Tuesday!".
Candice replied "Oh crap, I totally forgot it was Big Gay Tuesday!".
by Big fat biden February 8, 2022
Get the Big Gay Tuesday mug.When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
Get the Dildo Disasster Tuesday mug.Person 1: *posts picture of bestfriend on story*
Person 2: aweee what was this for ?
Person 1: it’s Tuesdays ! It was time to show u off to everyone that ur my bestfriend :)
Person 2: aweee what was this for ?
Person 1: it’s Tuesdays ! It was time to show u off to everyone that ur my bestfriend :)
by littlemac_3 October 12, 2021
Get the tuesdays mug.A Tuesday when a Bhuna must be consumed.
All bhunas count: lamb bhunas, chicken bhunas, prawn bhunas, house special bhunas...
All bhunas count: lamb bhunas, chicken bhunas, prawn bhunas, house special bhunas...
by _1528 October 15, 2021
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