Lubey Tuesday

A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.

“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”

by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023

Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.

"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."

by Ershadsky January 16, 2014

Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.

We just got back from harris teeter with some cheese. We’re going to Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.

by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022

Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks

Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Tool Tuesday

Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.

Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic

by JBrò November 17, 2020

Adventure Time Tuesday

Exploring Seattle at with your buddies. Founder Mickey.

Chynna, Jess, Chris and Bryce enjoy Adventure Time Tuesday.

by Mickeyve May 24, 2018

maybe tuesday

it’s another way of saying ‘no’ or ‘never’

wanna go get food tomorrow?

ha maybe tuesday

by kira chin-lalla March 24, 2019