Tuesday club

A totes amazing secret club where awesome food is eaten and everyone wants to be in it

#Tuesdayfam

Person not in club: hey, what’s that you’re eating?
Tuesday club member: shut up you ain’t in da club!!!
Person not in club: (crying loudly)

by RoadG February 21, 2018

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Deep Dickin' Tuesday

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.

While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.

by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018

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tuesday boozeday

get drunk on tuesday. tuesday boozeday

it’s tuesday boozeday. let’s get drunk

by reese h January 7, 2022

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(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...

Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.

by parachute bandit August 24, 2016

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