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Sperm

Sperm is what believes comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it.
Phil: 'Stephen explane what sperm is'
Stephen : 'I don't not sir, I'm w virgin.
Also Stephen:' Sperm is what believes comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it '.
by Kaasplankje3.0 May 3, 2020
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Sperm-troeteldier

"Sperm-troeteldier" (singular) or "Sperm-troeteldiere"(plural) is an Afrikaans - a language spoken in South Africa - collective noun and neologism, that directly translates to "sperm pet/s" in English. It refers to annoying infants/toddlers/children/teenagers, as the concept or idea itself, is derivative of the well-known fact that humanity is the only mammal species in the history of existence that keep their sperms as pets. This quaint little Afrikaans neologism is specifically designated for individuals who really don't like kids, and a very polite (albeit somewhat sarcastically offensive) way to describe those annoying little "knater monsters" (crotch goblins), of your friends and immediate family. This silly little neologism has maximum effect when used in close proximity to a Karen. So, if you don't like kids; this one's for you!
"Jirre, ek moet alweer vandag na my suster se fokken sperm-troeteldiere gaan kyk!"
(Jesus, today I have to go and babysit my sister's fucking sperm pets again!)

"Susan! Kom haal jou sperm-troeteldier, hy het sopas op my nuwe fokken skoene gekots..."
(Susan! Come and fetch your sperm pet, he puked on my new fucking shoes...)

Persoon 1: "Fok, ek haat kinders!"
(Person 1: "Fuck I hate children!"
Persoon 2: "Jy bedoel seker sperm-troeteldiere?!"
(Person 2: "You probably mean sperm pets?!")
by thefriendlysatanist March 20, 2023
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Sperm Whale

A fatty who likes to give blowies
That sperm whale’s cruising for some krill
by Knoxdewitt December 30, 2017
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sperm danish

Derogatory reference to someone into whom another has ejaculated, often unexpectedly. Counterintuitively, does not refer to an actual danish (for that, see illegal danish ) .
Yeah, I heard he came in her. She's such a sperm danish.
by EleventhHour April 24, 2011
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Sperm Soldier

“Those Sperm Soldiers are always doing something wrong.”
by yourmomlovesme124 August 20, 2021
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Sperm

You were once sperm. I was once sperm. The person that made your sperm was once sperm. The person who made the sperm of the person who made your sperm was once sperm. Fuck it, we were all once sperm. Sperm is the little white substance known for its ovular "body" and thin, squiggly tail. You don't want to know where it comes from. Well screw you, you're gonna have to in order to get this stupid ass definition done and over with. *deep breath* It comes from your dad's dick to your mom's vagina so it can reach the egg while 69ing. So yes, we're all essentially just white piss from your dad, in a way. I know. I threw up in my mouth several times while I was writing this just as you did as you are reading it. Your sperm, once ejaculated into your mother, breaks out in a life or death race (in quite the most literal sense) against about 500 million other sperm to fertilize the egg. The "winner" of this race, also known as "The Golden Sperm", fertilizes the egg so your fetus can grow inside. Once the egg is reached by The Golden Sperm, it for some god-stupid-fucking damn-probably-messed-up-as-shit-yet-undiscovered reason shoots out tsunamis of Genocide Acid and kills all 500 million of your friends before they're even born. Yet you wonder why you have no friends today. But on the bright side of this, just remember you are one in 500 million.
Science/Biology Teacher: What are we?
Nerd: Homosapi-
Me: Sperm
Science/Biology Teacher: oO_Oo
by YourTypicalOnlineMemer October 9, 2022
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Sperm pit

A term used to describe a woman who is lacking in any sort of social morals. For example, a slut.
Dude, That girl has slept with so many guys she has literally turned in to a sperm pit.
by NikNakNoo June 14, 2015
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