chop sticks and sperm balls

When a girl uses her Boobs to play with your ball sack.

Jacob likes the move chop sticks and sperm balls!

by DubbyDzn January 4, 2014

Sperm Cycle

When you (guy or girl) hold a man's head in one hand and jack him off with the other hand, making him ejaculate into his own mouth.

I totally Sperm Cycled Ian last night.

by Krumpleforeskin June 13, 2022

Wasting sperm

Whoops

FUCK IM WASTING SPERM @sher

by Tindergod8 November 8, 2018

sperm dog

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's rather than a wife and mistress

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

sperm specks

When a man ejaculates on the specs, or glasses of another person.

Hey, Velma! How do you like those sperm specks girl!

by Sir. Queefs-a-lot July 4, 2017

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023

sperm spit sack

someone who sucks so much >:(

thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy

very ugly

dead mom

sam/ john/ jason : “ok alicia/estrella :|”
us : “ok sperm spit sack :|”

by sperm spit sack October 7, 2020