He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021

Sperm

The dumbest of the dumb. Most underdeveloped live being to ever exist on the planet Earth. An absolute squid and a worse insult than calling someone "a fucking idiot" and "an absolute dumbass".

You're dumber than a one year old child Ramya, you're a fucking sperm.

Bill Cosby has to be the biggest sperm I have ever seen.

by xxx_SquidLover69_xxx June 30, 2019

Sperm Harvester

A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.

Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.

by Augustus Jackson March 14, 2019

Sperm

White stuff that comes out of your dick is called cum.

Ah~Aaaah~Aaaaaaah~Fill me up with sperm Daddy~

by Your local gay hentai idoit May 6, 2021

finger sperm

when you put sperm on your finger and insert the finger into a girls vagina trying to get her pregnant

me and my boyfriend tried finger sperm to get pregnant

by coochiegurl1000000 January 15, 2021

sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm

Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

sperm cleansing

To cleanse your face and/or body with sperm while singing brain rot songs.

Jake had no rizz, so he ended up sperm cleansing his face. What the goon?

by skibiditoilersyndrome_1 August 16, 2024