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Monkey Tuesday

Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H
by The silly Willy man 8222 July 2, 2022
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Tuesday

John- “Why is the sky blue?”

Philip- “Tuesday”
by Tuesday Man May 22, 2021
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Give your brother soda Tuesday

On Tuesday may 24th you have to give your brother soda
Bro you owe me a soda it’s give your brother soda Tuesday
by I love women May 24, 2022
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Tit Tuesday

hey, it's a sad day, and you're with your homies and you guys are sad. Suddenly you ask your friend group to ask or post on your story to pop a tit for the boys. Suddenly you get a snap. And it's a tit. You guys hyped up and got happier and thanked the girls who sent tits.
Mark: Man, i'm not feeling well bro
Alex: Why bro?
mark: I don't know man. Maybe we should post and do a story asking a girl to pop a tit for us. That means she would show her breast and pop a tit and make me or us feel better and hyped. It is also Tuesday so it should be tit Tuesday today.
bob: Bet bro
by REEEAKPEEN February 1, 2021
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Tech Tuesday

the last Tuesday of every month where you where a Nike tech all day.
wow the boys in the blue and red Nike techs look so good this tech Tuesday.
by kha billzz January 25, 2022
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Lubey Tuesday

A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.
“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”
by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023
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Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."
by Ershadsky January 16, 2014
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