sperm dog

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's rather than a wife and mistress

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

sperm specks

When a man ejaculates on the specs, or glasses of another person.

Hey, Velma! How do you like those sperm specks girl!

by Sir. Queefs-a-lot July 4, 2017

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023

Sperm whale

A whale that’s blow whole has been recently fucked.

Bro Brody just made a new sperm whale!

by The_White_Indian December 11, 2019

Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale

"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"

by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019

Sperm whale

When woman or man with tracheotomy tracheometry whatever gets fucked in the hole then after you finish blows it out at you.

Grammy and I had fun last night, she is a sperm whale.

by Ko16311 August 26, 2021

Sperm Whale

A fat/obese cum dumpster

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"

by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017