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Old Faithful

The act of having anal sex with somebody experiencing diarrhea.
I took Glenn to Yellowstone but he had tummy issues from the campfire chili. Old Faithful definitely came according to schedule that night.
by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025
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That's not faith

You're lying. YOU... Tried to use ✌️✊️✌️✊️The Power of God✌️✊️✌️✊️ to make my life Hell... Juuuust in case.... God wasn't real. That's what you did. That's literally the opposite. And now you're killing yourselves to do ANOTHER✌️✊️✌️✊️ test of faith✌️✊️✌️✊️
Hym Iam "That's not faith. This isn't a test of faith for you, it's vapid stupidity. You're staring at the sky, mouth agate, like a turkey in the rain. You are being fucking stupid. This is the height of folly."

A retard "Faith is GOOD! Nothing else is reeeeeeeeealll!! Blulululululululululu!!!!"

Hym Iam 🤨 "You will just tell yourselves whatever you have to tell yourselves to not have to listen to other people, won't you?"

A retard "BLULULULULULULULULU! YAAAAAAAS!!!! BLULULULULULULULU!!!"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2026
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Faith Smith

A Faith Smith, is someone who pretends to be your best friend during a breakup and then gets with your ex two weeks later. Hence the “faith” which is broken and “Smith” a worker in metal who uses people’s trash for their own.
Hannah: She took my boyfriend Leroy, two weeks after we broke up!
Sarah: She is such a Faith Smith

Hannah: What’s that?

Sarah: Someone who steals someone’s ex
by SadietheOGwhiteheeler January 17, 2025
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leap of faith

when you do an action without thinking about what will happen or the consequences of it
by tobias1313 February 5, 2025
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Leap of faith

An Assassin's Creed mechanic whereby the assassin leaps from a tall building or viewpoint and lands perfectly in a haystack or a body of water, usually headfirst and with their arms outstretched.
"This gift we call a Leap of Faith. It is one of our Brotherhood's most sacred rites. It is not a tool we use against our enemies, but an act we embrace to strengthen our resolve. Like your meditation, it centers our minds, steadies our hands, and purges fear from our hearts."
-Hytham Kenway
(taken from the Assassin's creed wiki)
by Capt. Edward Kenway February 11, 2025
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Faith

BIG BUNDA GYAAAAL! She want some of my sigma rizz and my creamy jizz my horny girllllllllll
You see faith? She got that big butt!
Faith is a well-endowed, generously proportioned girl in the buttocks department. Makes you proud to be Nigerian!
by nutsykukkoo March 5, 2025
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Faith In Humanity

A band/group who performs punk rock and synth wave music. The singer is known to genuinely have a kind attitude towards others at times, but is also known to be very outspoken about topics that may be sensitive to others. The music speaks of religion, heartbreak, poverty issues and overcoming emotional trauma and reconnecting with loved ones. Genre of music is seen to be dipping in and out of synth wave pop to heavy screaming punk lyrics with signature screams.
"Faith In Humanity will be performing for the Louder Than Life and The Emo Night festivals in the following years!"
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