I was in the bathroom after I took a shit. My old lady came in and gave me an Old Faithful while I was in the bidet.
by Ye Ol Faithful October 13, 2023
Get the Old Faithful mug.When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
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by bro-yo-so-mo January 24, 2022
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I’d have to say she’s out of sight
With a quick wit and a beautiful smile
And long legs to that go for days and miles
You know you’re lucky when you’ve made Faith as a friend
‘Cause you know you’ll always have someone to help you reach that soup can
I’d have to say she’s out of sight
With a quick wit and a beautiful smile
And long legs to that go for days and miles
You know you’re lucky when you’ve made Faith as a friend
‘Cause you know you’ll always have someone to help you reach that soup can
by WhamBamThankYouSope May 9, 2024
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“I saw Faith get her a$$ beat in the Lunchroom today!”
“I saw Faith get her a$$ beat in the Lunchroom today!”
by Jonathan Proudly March 25, 2023
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