When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020
Get the Old Faithfulmug. by Gibgogabgallab August 15, 2021
Get the faithmug. A band/group who performs punk rock and synth wave music. The singer is known to genuinely have a kind attitude towards others at times, but is also known to be very outspoken about topics that may be sensitive to others. The music speaks of religion, heartbreak, poverty issues and overcoming emotional trauma and reconnecting with loved ones. Genre of music is seen to be dipping in and out of synth wave pop to heavy screaming punk lyrics with signature screams.
"Faith In Humanity will be performing for the Louder Than Life and The Emo Night festivals in the following years!"
by Rock all night publications! June 16, 2024
Get the Faith In Humanitymug. Is that what it is?
Hym "HAAAAAAAAA! FAITHBREAKER: ABSOLUTE FORCE!"
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Jordan "Neeeoooww! Me fait! I didn't want to lose my faith! Blargh!" 😭
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Jordan "Neeeoooww! Me fait! I didn't want to lose my faith! Blargh!" 😭
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
Get the I didn't want to lose my faithmug. "Faith" is a song by English singer-songwriter George Michael. Written and produced by Michael, it was released via Columbia Records as the second single from his 1987 debut solo album of the same name. It held the number-one position on the Billboard Hot 100 chart for four weeks and, according to Billboard magazine, was the number-one single of the year in the United States in 1988.
by oceanshores February 6, 2024
Get the Faithmug. One of the kindest and smartest people you will ever meet. She is beautiful inside, and out. She deals with a lot of personal issues, but puts that aside to help a friend in need. She is always there to take a punch, and throw one when needed, in the name of those she cares about. She is the best friend you could ask for
by DJSeahawk4 November 23, 2021
Get the Faithmug. The known hoe at school. Always sucking dick or fucking someone. She has a boyfriend but decides to cheat. But that isn't none of our business because he cheats on her too. They were meant for each other
Guy: Damn ain't that Faith. She just gave my brother head the other day
Girl: Faith kissing him all in the mouth but got dick in her mouth
Girl: Faith kissing him all in the mouth but got dick in her mouth
by exposinglife August 12, 2016
Get the Faithmug.