Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.

Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?

Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.

Hoover, Alabama by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 23, 2019

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Hookdrill

1. Doggy style sex that includes taking one's middle finger, inserting it into the girls asshole, making a hook-like shape with said finger, pulling up as you pound her guts below.

2. A crude poorly made construction tool that will never make it to market

" The welds on this Hookdrill look like the frothy cum that bitch leaked out the other night after i Hookdrilled the shit out of her ass "

Hookdrill by DaddyWI January 4, 2019

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