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Hooked

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.
We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked
by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016
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femboy hooters

i will never leave femboy hooters
by the letter 4 June 18, 2020
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hookery

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.
<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?
by tomayto July 6, 2009
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A midnight hooter

A person who is a night Owl.
Someone who likes to stay up late.
One who sleeps all day & stays up all night.
I'm more of a midnight hooter kind of guy.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008
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Hoover, Alabama

Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.
Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?

Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.
by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 23, 2019
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Hookdrill

1. Doggy style sex that includes taking one's middle finger, inserting it into the girls asshole, making a hook-like shape with said finger, pulling up as you pound her guts below.

2. A crude poorly made construction tool that will never make it to market
" The welds on this Hookdrill look like the frothy cum that bitch leaked out the other night after i Hookdrilled the shit out of her ass "
by DaddyWI January 4, 2019
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honey-hoover

A 'Person' who has a strong desire/an obsession with providing other individuals or groups with oral-sex. Who cannot function normally without providing oral sex to others. An addiction to providing others with the practise of 'oral sex'.
A person who has to provide Cunnilingus to a woman.
A person who has to provide Fellatio and Irrumatio to a man.
A person who has to provide Analingus to another person.
"I really want to extract the honey from your genetalia"

"I need to suck your cock dry"

"I have to eat out your pussy for my fucking dinner because I applied for the 40 hour famine!"

"I'm a dirty bitch! I need my honey-hoover to come home from work or I'll get the slut next door to munch out my gravy-bucket".
by JailmouthJimmy July 14, 2009
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