Colleen Hoover 

Ninja Author, Hardcore Realist. Who single-handedly perfected the art of Hoovering and turned butterfly into a curse word. She's been know to inspire a Taco Cult following for a guy with remarkable hair and a love of tacos. In Layman's terms,unarguably she is one of the best butterflying authors to ever walk the earth.

Also known as CoHo.

Person one: I just adore Colleen Hoovers incredible wordplay!
Person Two: Oh, I know right! Her hoovering skills are off the charts! That CoHo really knows how to write an incredible book.

Colleen Hoover by CoHorts4CoHo June 12, 2013

femboy hooters 

where the men are pretty and the boys have cooters

take me down to the femboy hooters

femboy hooters by s1nj1ns bu55y June 7, 2020

Hooked 

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.

We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked

Hooked by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016

femboy hooters 

the best fuckin place on earth

i will never leave femboy hooters

femboy hooters by the letter 4 June 18, 2020

hookery 

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.

<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?

hookery by tomayto July 6, 2009

A midnight hooter 

A person who is a night Owl.
Someone who likes to stay up late.
One who sleeps all day & stays up all night.

I'm more of a midnight hooter kind of guy.

A midnight hooter by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Hoover, Alabama 

Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.

Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?

Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.

Hoover, Alabama by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 23, 2019