the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.
girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
by unicornsarereal May 06, 2018
Get the seat matemug. by sida studio June 03, 2018
Get the Matemug. An oddly shaped European man, with an affinity for Asian culture specially women and exotic Latin American food
“Entonces The Mate is in town; let’s find a Chinese happy ending massage after we get some tacos and mezcal”
by Molecule Man April 02, 2019
Get the The Matemug. “Soz mate” a UK graffiti term used for when an artist vandalises another artists painting as is caught.
The culprit with often start spouting “soz mate” and shake everyone’s hands
The culprit with often start spouting “soz mate” and shake everyone’s hands
by Wolf.circles February 05, 2023
Get the Soz matemug. What you say to dudes next to you when you're overseas (most commonly in the UK, New Zealand or Australia) and you just broke down some killa and you're ready to roll dat ish up!
by BossWithThaSauce October 21, 2022
Get the Paper Matemug. Very cute guy, big goofy personality and also a great and amazing friend.
Everything is laughs and giggles with him.
Also i have a crush on him:)
Everything is laughs and giggles with him.
Also i have a crush on him:)
by ArianaGrandehehe November 22, 2021
Get the Matemug. Soap mates are basically when two people stick together for a long time through all rough and hard times. Just like soap sticks to your hands and washes away the bacteria. A soap mate washes away your sins and makes you happy!!
"Oh they're so close, I bet they're soap mates!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"
by Zarwah/Fainab November 23, 2018
Get the Soap matesmug.