the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025
Get the imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fademug. by AlxsanderthaGr8 November 23, 2021
Get the Fadedmug. When you get a haircut, preferably a skin fade which could only be described as a barber with parkinson's haircut commonly found on James mc manus
by Trapezium head May 29, 2022
Get the Parkinson's Fademug. When one is feeling silly due to inebriation and intoxication. Josh refers to any alcohol not just the wine that shares the same name. Typical behaviors of those who experience this phenomenon include, giggling, spilling secrets, and running off from the group.
Emma: How many drinks has Sam had?
Bri: Idk like 8?
Emma: How are you feeling Sam?
Sam: I'm faded off that Josh.
Bri: Idk like 8?
Emma: How are you feeling Sam?
Sam: I'm faded off that Josh.
by Thsam April 30, 2024
Get the Faded off that Joshmug. by imhighrn420 December 13, 2021
Get the fadedmug. Fade, noun. The term Fade comes from the Robert Jordan "The Wheel of Time" series. Basically, a fade is an Evil Entity that has sold their soul to Evil and propagates Evil throughout the World. A Fade, sometimes called a Mryddraal or the Eyeless, is an intelligent or dangerous type of Shadow spawn. They prefer to wear black or very dark blue and have pasty white slippery complexions. Throughout history, they are commonly seen in the background of government meetings causing discord, chaos and ruin. Currently, some have side gigs running social media outlets, electric car companies and satellite space control stations.
Throughout history, it is not uncommon seeing a Fade or Fades, running behind the scenes, with the intent to destroy national democratic governments.
by Just an After Thought March 2, 2025
Get the Fademug. 