faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024

Did you get a fade?

Meaning slut or whore ( have a lot of sex with the same gender )

your such a slag, Did you get a fade?

by Litkitten42 February 13, 2022

Make a fade

An expression that means making or collecting some money.

Monica: "Hey baby, you coming by?"

Aaram: "I gotta go 'make a fade' then I'll be there."

by Zaynesmommy July 21, 2021

Low Gongei Fade

the guy from squid games haircut

Ali: yo gi hun whats that haircut you got there
Gi hun: its called a brand new LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW GONGEI FADE

Ali: woah i think i wanna get a Low Gongei Fade now cuz its still massive

by bungusreference February 15, 2025

Faded

When a person is sad or depressed

Bro She left me and now I’m faded

by Chase is here December 2, 2019

Fade

(Slang/informal) To avoid or evade, especially social interactions or commitments. Similar to "ghosting," but may imply a less abrupt disappearance.

“Yo this party is ass let’s fade”

1: “Wanna go to the park and hoop?”

2: “Nah fade that”

by Tweak123 May 19, 2025

Low taper fade day

So on January 7th 2024 the man Ericdoa released a video of him singing about his life and got too his grandma he didn’t want to cry so he tried to make himself laugh and said “imagine if ninja got a low taper fade” the video blew up in popularity amassing over 10million views the next day ninja found the video and shortly after released a video of him getting a low taper fade after that a picture of ninja in a low taper fade gained popularity and after that the meme spiraled into its own thing

Today is January 7th which means it’s low taper fade day dang that’s so MASSIVE

by overfloww January 7, 2025