Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.
My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom
by kpsweitz February 16, 2018
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when your grandma so hot she sizzles
I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!
by tateeeeee May 7, 2018
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“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.
"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"

Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.
by Fat track mcdack tack January 22, 2016
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She is the best grandma in the world! She always makes you delicious cookies! And makes sure you like your Christmas present
Grandma Sudie made me some peanut butter oatmeal cookies!
by This is soooo annoying December 30, 2021
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A woman who becomes a grandma before 40 years of age.
Your a original grandma O.G. because you became a grandma before 40
by Slangstyle August 28, 2023
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