by Bangmaster6969 February 4, 2025
Get the Hide your Dogs mug.An internet term made up as a reference to the Ruby Ridge standoff that is commonly used among firearm enthusiasts to jokingly infer that the A.T.F will be paying them a visit and suggesting to “hide your dog” in anticipation of their arrival.
“Wow I see you have a pretty nice stockpile of possibly illegal weapons there. You may want to hide your dog.”
by BurnerAccount135 August 5, 2024
Get the hide your dog mug.Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
Get the Where is your dog? mug.Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog".
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.
by DudeWhoIsNotLame September 3, 2016
Get the Do your thang dog mug.Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023
Get the National fuck your dog day mug.by Yeahimsosillygoob August 17, 2025
Get the Stroke your dogs day mug.One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019
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