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National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023
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If she ever stop fking with that brain surgeon lawyer se fuking with nigaaa
When some one got that old yee yee as haircut. Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass.
by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023
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Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.
Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
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Your dog like log

Something you say when something you say when Insulting another man’s dog
by The real 100% legend 27 May 10, 2018
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my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.
by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022
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Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019
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