A condition in which a person does, says, or thinks stupid things because he has just woken up and is not fully functional yet.
I accidentally put toothpaste on my washcloth because I was suffering from wake-up retardation.
by Mr. Sneakers September 22, 2009
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Kill Hannah's fifth studio album, released on Original Signal Recordings in 2009. The title was described by vocalist Mat Devine as a 'statement of defiance against those in the record industry who have been sleeping.'

The album features guests Benji Madden (Good Charlotte), Amanda Palmer (Dresden Dolls), Shiny Toy Guns, and Chibi (The Birthday Massacre).

Kill Hannah have stated that this is the album they want to be remembered by. The songs themselves are fresh, sticking to the band's established sound and expanding upon it with tracks such as 'Why I Have My Grandma's Sad Eyes' which has no guitars. It is the band's best album to date.
Chicago rock band Kill Hannah's latest album, Wake Up The Sleepers, is amazing! Buy it!
by renasunflash October 5, 2009
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When you wake someone up by ripping a loud fart in their ear or face. A common prank played on those who like to sleep in at boy scout camp, church camps, fraternities, and boot camp. While likely done do a lesser extent, girls also have been known to participate in this activity at slumber parties. Please note the difference between this definition and "sound the alarm"
Frank is still sleeping and we need to leave in 10 minutes, so why don't you give him a wake up call to get him out of bed.
by Trumplodyte July 8, 2019
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From the song Wake Up Dead from the 1986 Megadeth album Peace Sells But Who's Buying? Is something you don't want to happen if you've been cheating on your wife, girlfriend, husband, or boyfriend and sneaking into their house and not get caught because you will wake up dead.
Alright time to sneak to my girlfriend's house, let's pray I don't wake up dead.
by 0ld M4N October 17, 2020
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The most horrible thing in the world. It's when your mum wakes you up once but you keep on sleeping knowing she'll comeback and wake you up again. The gnawing sensation of waiting for her till she comes back is...so bad.
Me: aw man my mum gave me a second wake up today.
Josh: dude, how're you feeling?
by bo billy hick hop November 13, 2007
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I always have a clean wake up but today I was struggling to get up.
by Suji-ya March 2, 2022
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The expulsion of gas built up throughout the night usually triggered by an early morning muscle clenching stretch.
As my Wife woke up she kicked her legs out, stretched and let loose a massive wake up fart so loud it woke the dog.
by ThaDinger November 24, 2015
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