Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.
by JWPonder November 29, 2024

an adjective used to describe when you think a question is hard, or confusing. this could be used anywhere.
"What a ponder producing predicament, mr/mrs insert random teacher name here!"
"quite a ponder producing predicament, you dont say?"
"quite a ponder producing predicament, you dont say?"
by realskibiditoilet January 1, 2025

by mrlys September 28, 2021

It was a ponderous fact that Professor Moriarty smelled like 'Lily of The Valley' that day.
It came as a great surprise to me that my newly made robot found itself so ponderous that it immediately set itself upon the task of studying the nature of ethics.
It came as a great surprise to me that my newly made robot found itself so ponderous that it immediately set itself upon the task of studying the nature of ethics.
by Doc_Transcendent January 13, 2022

by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021

She needs to ponderate her life goals.
by Marie Marieee January 14, 2019

by ojdav August 31, 2017
