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Ponderitis

Some introverts come down with chronic ponderitis.
by mrlys September 28, 2021
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porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet
Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.
by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021
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Ponderous

(N.)
1)Imbued with the nature of pondering.
2)Something worth pondering over.
It was a ponderous fact that Professor Moriarty smelled like 'Lily of The Valley' that day.

It came as a great surprise to me that my newly made robot found itself so ponderous that it immediately set itself upon the task of studying the nature of ethics.
by Doc_Transcendent January 13, 2022
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ponder producing predicament

an adjective used to describe when you think a question is hard, or confusing. this could be used anywhere.
"What a ponder producing predicament, mr/mrs insert random teacher name here!"
"quite a ponder producing predicament, you dont say?"
by realskibiditoilet January 1, 2025
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Ponderate

Variation of ponder; to wonder; the thoughts of Bezo’s ex wife
She needs to ponderate her life goals.
by Marie Marieee January 14, 2019
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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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Ponder

Literally Wonder but with a P. It means quite the same thing. Why does this word exist. WHO MADE THIS WORD.
I Ponder about many things
I Wonder about many things
YOU CANT TELL ME THATS NOT THE SAME SHIT
by LAMBBBB October 11, 2023
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