Ponderous

(N.)
1)Imbued with the nature of pondering.
2)Something worth pondering over.

It was a ponderous fact that Professor Moriarty smelled like 'Lily of The Valley' that day.

It came as a great surprise to me that my newly made robot found itself so ponderous that it immediately set itself upon the task of studying the nature of ethics.

by Doc_Transcendent January 14, 2022

Ponderitis

Overthinking.

Some introverts come down with chronic ponderitis.

by mrlys September 28, 2021

Small Ponder

People who thrive being the big fish in the small pond

She loves it back home, she's a classic small ponder

by ojdav August 31, 2017

Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.

He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.

by JWPonder November 30, 2024

ponder producing predicament

an adjective used to describe when you think a question is hard, or confusing. this could be used anywhere.

"What a ponder producing predicament, mr/mrs insert random teacher name here!"
"quite a ponder producing predicament, you dont say?"

by realskibiditoilet January 01, 2025

Ponderate

Variation of ponder; to wonder; the thoughts of Bezo’s ex wife

She needs to ponderate her life goals.

by Marie Marieee January 14, 2019

pigpen pondering

when you think negatively a lot which increase stress hormones that can weaken your immune system.

The pigpen pondering made millions of Americans go to the hospital for preventable illnesses.

by Coop Dupe March 02, 2020