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Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.
He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.
by JWPonder November 29, 2024
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ponder producing predicament

an adjective used to describe when you think a question is hard, or confusing. this could be used anywhere.
"What a ponder producing predicament, mr/mrs insert random teacher name here!"
"quite a ponder producing predicament, you dont say?"
by realskibiditoilet January 1, 2025
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Ponderitis

Some introverts come down with chronic ponderitis.
by mrlys September 28, 2021
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Ponderous

(N.)
1)Imbued with the nature of pondering.
2)Something worth pondering over.
It was a ponderous fact that Professor Moriarty smelled like 'Lily of The Valley' that day.

It came as a great surprise to me that my newly made robot found itself so ponderous that it immediately set itself upon the task of studying the nature of ethics.
by Doc_Transcendent January 13, 2022
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porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet
Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.
by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021
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Ponderate

Variation of ponder; to wonder; the thoughts of Bezo’s ex wife
She needs to ponderate her life goals.
by Marie Marieee January 14, 2019
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Small Ponder

People who thrive being the big fish in the small pond
She loves it back home, she's a classic small ponder
by ojdav August 31, 2017
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