Old Gray Lady

The top nickname for one of the most popular newspapers in the U.S., The New York Times.
Veronica opened her copy of the Old Gray Lady to read baking recipes and about the Mets' losing streak.
by M-V-P January 04, 2012
mugGet the Old Gray Ladymug.
Rosy Palm aka Madame Thumb and her 4 slutty daughters aka your whacking hand. Self-gratification. Masturbation. See wanking.
I'm not desperate, I got a date tonight with Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughters.
by ridiculously anonymous January 12, 2011
mugGet the Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughtersmug.

old cat lady

elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia
The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia
by Ja'Quizzle May 22, 2006
mugGet the old cat ladymug.
A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 07, 2013
mugGet the there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horsemug.
when a kid, a teenager or a young adult wears old ass chancletas.
(or wearing your grandpa's or grandma's shoes)
me: *looks down to see what your wearing*
you: what?
me: why are you wearing that?
you: uhm.. because I was fishing...?
me: JUST GET YO OLD LADY CHANCLETAS OUTA HERE OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO OLD!!
you: uh...
me: look my chancletas are better than yours!
by the boring one August 07, 2019
mugGet the Get yo old lady chancletas outa heremug.

rolling old ladies

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’
by Mijopod December 18, 2017
mugGet the rolling old ladiesmug.

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.
Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.
by Hswan33 May 06, 2018
mugGet the handling the old ladymug.