The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.
"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"
"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."
"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."
by Jaminsky March 30, 2005
The new form of "keeping it real." The "one hunad" is short for "one-hundred percent." Pronounced (hun-nud).
Guy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Guy 2: Nothin much man. You know, just been keepin' it one hunad.
Guy 2: Nothin much man. You know, just been keepin' it one hunad.
by toddglass'_auful_prankshow March 18, 2010
by Your moms boyfriend November 18, 2009
Likened unto "Keeping it Real" or "Keeping it One Hundred", "Keepin it One Dollar" means that you are being all the way truthful with yourself and others, without consideration for the consequences of your actions
Dope Boy 1: D-Loc was just "Keepin It One Dollar" when he talked that shit on Big Uncle Snoop Dogg.
Dope Boy 2: Yeah, too bad the nikkah dead now.
Dope Boy 1: Yeah, too bad.
Dope Boy 2: Yeah, too bad the nikkah dead now.
Dope Boy 1: Yeah, too bad.
by Morpheous' Dirty Daughter August 5, 2010
being ridiculously amazingly cool.
by not.aSquare June 18, 2009
Some wankster got lit up becuz he thought he was big, but he was messin with heads that were keepin it real close to the concrete.
by The White Bastard January 7, 2006
It's a real good. It's Nuthin'.
"Man, I'm Keepin It Gutta, Smooth as Butta Baby!"
by Florissa October 1, 2005