The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

Housewife

Someone that stays home after work to take care of the house/home

My wife goes to work and stays home to be a housewife.

by Deathpool December 24, 2021

Daniella housewife

A dirty, useless housewife who has never moved up in status for more than a day.

Get on all fours and make me pasta dirty slave Daniella housewife!!

by all.about.that.bass______ November 14, 2022

Housewife star

A large star mounted on the outside of a house or garage/barn. This is a subtle way to tell other potential female threats to back off from this household, it's already taken.

After moving into the new neighborhood, Debbie put up the four foot wide housewife star on the front of the garage to thwart off other possible housewife invasions

by Gunno 2 December 18, 2023

Housewife Shot

When you chug a full glass of wine, preferably white wine. Pinot Grigio, Sav Blanc, etc…

Joe & I ordered a bottle of Pinot Grigio from the bar & proceeded to fill our glasses up evenly. Then we took our Housewife Shots. The only thing missing was some roofies.

by PhatJonSnow February 22, 2023