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My fellow animal

How may I be of service to you, my fellow animal ; ) *fiery heart emoji*?

how do you do fellow kids 

"how do you do fellow kids" is a term to use when companies or quite literally anything try to be all cool and hip with the youth.
normal & rational person: i hate opera gx's marketing

opera gx: how do you do fellow kids?

wendy's: how do you do fellow kids?

normal & rational person: can you guys stfu

A Soft Kiss From A Marshmellow Fellow 

When a white man beats a woman of or knocks her up and leaves.
See coal toll for opposite definition.

Hunter Biden, Bill Clinton, and Bernie and Levi Sanders are all excellent examples for being POS's that fall under a soft kiss from a marshmellow fellow.

Followback 

Followback is a website where people can get paid by others to follow, like, comment or post on social media.
A friend of mine got paid $150 on Followback to like a photo on Instagram.
Followback by scully2425 September 24, 2017

Random Follower 

Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers
Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.
Random Follower by Athalonius November 4, 2011

Gas followed by mass 

Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.

You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.

Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.

Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.

Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!

Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.