Doomsday is a day which cannot be revived even by dark magic. It is a day also referred to as "Mondays." However it can go beyond a typical "Monday" and may be much worse.
by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017
Get the Doomsdaymug. A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019
Get the The Intestinal Doomsdaymug. A person who panic buys items during a crisis situation and sells them for profit once a store’s stock is cleaned out
by OldDogg April 28, 2021
Get the Doomsday Raidermug. by Fat clout clouds April 19, 2018
Get the fat doomsdaysmug. A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.
"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."
by heresthestory February 09, 2017
Get the doomsday genemug. A term used to define any activity, subject, methods, behaviors, or beliefs that may help you handle a by possible thought-up scenario.
A paranoid state of surfing where the user looks to actual possibilities and events and uses illegal drugs or mental disorder to reach satisfaction in solving all unplayable possibilities, before your head makes them again.
Tweak-google.
Geek-google
A paranoid state of surfing where the user looks to actual possibilities and events and uses illegal drugs or mental disorder to reach satisfaction in solving all unplayable possibilities, before your head makes them again.
Tweak-google.
Geek-google
He went to doomsday-google the company if every shoemaker in her closet, bc they were names she said more than his, and his Ice was top-shelf.
He doomsday-Google's the rubber gloves to determine bulk 10k. Durable, versus 12k standard, to see how many he can afford to fit into as much space as possible, without overspending incase more are needed
He doomsday-Google's the rubber gloves to determine bulk 10k. Durable, versus 12k standard, to see how many he can afford to fit into as much space as possible, without overspending incase more are needed
by Odumb-Ess January 02, 2017
Get the Doomsday-Googlemug. 29/03/2019
by Peter Daniel February 03, 2019
Get the doomsdaymug.