by dberto April 3, 2009
A Thot Swat is a type of group on thot patrol but it is more a s c e n d e d. Thot patrol is used to point out people whom need to identify thots, as thot swat goes after the thots themselves. Main twitter is @THOT_SWAT
Citizen: Wow that girl is hot man.
*Thot Patrol normally educates them on why not to, but thot swat goes and tells the thot to begone.
*Thot Patrol normally educates them on why not to, but thot swat goes and tells the thot to begone.
by Thot Swat August 15, 2017
Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"
The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
by SaraBeez May 18, 2009
Adapted from the business "SWOT analysis", it is a way in which someone can analyse and rate women. It focuses on 4 important aspects.
Skills: This is how well you expect them to be in bed
Wankability: This is how easy you would find it to have a wank over them (Sexiness)
Ass: How nice her ass is
Tits: How nice her tits are
You would rate each of these out of 10 then take an average giving you there overall score. Though recently a C has been added making it SWATC. This C represents cuteness as it was thought to be another important aspect.
Skills: This is how well you expect them to be in bed
Wankability: This is how easy you would find it to have a wank over them (Sexiness)
Ass: How nice her ass is
Tits: How nice her tits are
You would rate each of these out of 10 then take an average giving you there overall score. Though recently a C has been added making it SWATC. This C represents cuteness as it was thought to be another important aspect.
by Sir rasey March 2, 2011
The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.
Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009
Not to be confused with Twat Swat.
What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.
What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.
When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".
by PercyJones February 11, 2012
A single hit of Marijuana usually packed in a small bowl. When more than one person is smoking it is packed one at a time for each person.
by Jesse Lee Creech January 23, 2006