Triple placebo pneumatic bypass

If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.

This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.

Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

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Placebo

When you get the vaccine, but by mid 2022 you're still not dead.

Gonzalo Lira: People are dying. Mortality is up and natality (the number of babies being born) is down.
me: But look at Switzerland, mortality hasn't budged.
also me: They probably got placebo...

by Mr. Sr August 2, 2022

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placebo

the best song by 3racha

"do you know 3racha?" "oh yes stream placebo"

by linoslover May 12, 2021

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Ship-Placebo

The feeling you have, when you change your ship icon and feel a difference in gameplay, even if there isn't.

"Dude I just beat an extreme after changing my ship"
"Ship-Placebo"

by yesyesir14 March 2, 2024

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Double Blind Placebo

Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.

Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!

by kimmytee October 12, 2019

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