Kurty Bear is the most amazing guy I have ever met. He knows how to make me happy, make me smile, keeps me warm at night and he knows how to make me feel good.
He treats me well and looks after me.
He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.
He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.
We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
He treats me well and looks after me.
He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.
He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.
We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
I love my kurty bear...
by K_L November 06, 2012
Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.
Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!
by FuturePrimitive April 16, 2013
A true Fondy man. He loves eating cheese of all flavors, especially swiss. A great personality and if you get on his good side, he might even pull out the bald cap. Kurtis is truly a unique, one of a kind man. He is a member of the Fond du Lac Mug Club. A loyal and faithful man, except for when it comes to seeing his Gumar out at the bar.
by Tkroll24 March 30, 2023
an incredible commentary youtuber/comedian/musician who started on vine. he has a beautiful girlfriend named jenna allard, who he fell in love with after peeing on her roommate’s stuffed animals while cross-faded. the two of them have a silly little dog named kiwi. he is absolutely hilarious and everyone should watch him and become a citizen of kurtistown, because he is always uploading BANGERS! he never misses! he is often associated with danny gonzales, drew gooden, jacob sharpe, and dean hebscher.
person a: hey, have you seen kurtis conner’s new video? it was an absolute banger!!
person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠
person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠
by yolomonster360 June 19, 2022
Kurtis Loomer is a retard
by Kurtthedum dum January 13, 2023
Your such a Kurtis Hoffmann bro!
by That_weird_Cat_dude May 29, 2018
Kurtis, a versatile and elegant garment, blend traditional charm with modern sophistication. Celebrated for their comfort and ability to flatter every body type, Kurtis are crafted from luxurious fabrics like cotton, silk, georgette, and linen. The intricate designs and vibrant colors make Kurtis visually delightful, with options ranging from simple patterns to elaborate, richly embroidered motifs. A standout feature of Kurtis is their adaptability; effortlessly styled for both casual and formal occasions, they pair well with leggings, palazzos, or jeans, transitioning seamlessly from daywear to evening elegance. Neckline and sleeve variations, including mandarin collars, boat necks, and bell sleeves, offer endless styling possibilities, allowing for personal expression and cultural homage. Kurtis cater to a broad spectrum of fashion preferences, appealing to the young and old alike, making them a cherished wardrobe staple globally. Their practicality is enhanced by easy maintenance and durability, ensuring they remain a favorite season after season.
by Kurtywurty May 23, 2024