Kurtis Hoffmann

A person who really really likes memes, mudkips or cats. It doesn't matter so you choose.

Your such a Kurtis Hoffmann bro!

by That_weird_Cat_dude June 10, 2018

Kurtis King

1. (Celtic) - also long form of ancient Germanic Tribal name Kurt meaning "the strong and brave." Also short form of "Conrad."

Four thousand years ago Kurt was a common name in the land of Britain, Ireland, Wales and Scotland. In the modern era Kurtis King is more likely to be found.

by yomankurt February 3, 2010

kurtis

he really really likes alex

kurtis he really really likes Alex and wants her in his bed

by bbiggest pp August 10, 2021

kurtie

fans of kurtsworld96. aka the coolest people on the planet. love u kurt

a: is that a kurtsworld96 hat?
b: yeah! i didn’t know you were a kurtie

by erectiledysfunction4200 June 24, 2022

Kurtis Loomer

An anoing thing that everyone hates

Kurtis Loomer is a retard

by Kurtthedum dum January 13, 2023

Kurtis Palfrey

Booster Juice Inc. is a Canadian chain of juice and smoothie bars founded in 1999. The chain specializes in smoothies made of pure juice, fruit sorbet or vanilla frozen yogurt, frozen fruit, fresh yogurt and ice.

Damn, Kurtis Palfrey is boosting those juices like a champ!

by Whitemanhorse March 6, 2022

KURTY

A Kurt Cobain wannabe or lookalike poser or negative supernatural entitity summoned or conjured with an ouija board, etc. Could also be a wandering spirit or demon/daemon, egregore attracted to a fan's obsessive or witchy covetous obsession over him.

That's NOT Kurt Cobain, that's a KURTY

by anonymous December 23, 2022