Go to Congress

The act of urinating, or announcing that you have to urinate. A figure of speech used mostly in the 1980's by males.

"I gotta Go to Congress"

by Maria Penhall November 26, 2013

Dear Congress...

1. What you say in response to complicated guitar solos in Guitar Hero/Rock Band where you have to move your fingers really fast.

2. Any game requiring rapid, seemingly random finger movements.

That last solo was a bitch! It's like I was writing a letter. "Dear Congress..."

by Blk Mage April 1, 2009

wet congress

Coined in honor of the historic "wet congress" of 1927, it is when a condom is filled with water and tied closed. The condom is then inserted into an orifice. A male's penis is then inserted forcefully into the same orifice. With some hard movement, the force is so great it ruptures the condom, sending water bursting into the chosen orifice.

"Oh my god, that wet congress made me soo wet"

by nile billy December 6, 2007

hiphop congress

the only hiphop club at uci

hiphop cooooooooongress, the oooooonly hiphop club at uci.

by sparx November 17, 2003

Library of Congress

A unit of measurement. Can be uses to measure mass, volume, distance or area. Abbreviated LOC, often used in a ridiculous manner.

You public library is approximately .02 Library of Congresses.

The distance around the earth is about 40k odd miles or 12 million LOCs.

Yo momma so fat she like 14 LOCs on 'nauguration day!

by Motorycle August 19, 2009

act of congress

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.

Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.

by Kiko July 7, 2004

Student Congress

Student Congress is a form of mainly high school debate that focuses on passing legislature and giving speeches which are then graded and used to determine placement. Basically the worst form of debate. It's inferior to everything policy, PF, even LD(somehow) You need literally half a brain cell to participate and anyone good at this should do something else. It's basically a circlejerk of noobs.

Person 1: Are you doing Student Congress next year?
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.

by OSPEC-ASPEC double bind April 25, 2019