having congress

To have sexual intercourse with, including rape and beastiality. Normally used in the context of sex without any consent.

"Not three weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat. Yes lady, that is what I said. Goat." - Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)

having congress by jahm3z April 20, 2009

thanks, Congress!

Slang used to blame real problems on the ineffectual Republican-obstructed Congress.
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."

The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!

thanks, Congress! by Dylan Bleier November 2, 2013

mouth congress 

The kama sutra blowjob. This includes the steps of:
The nominal congress
Biting the sides
Pressing outside
Pressing inside
Kissing
Rubbing
Sucking a mango fruit
Swallowing up

My girlfriend is a mouth congress expert.

mouth congress by Compoura October 22, 2009

sexual congress 

The man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and exited untill orgasm is reached (Simple: Fuck someone)

Did you see Paul and Elisabeth have sexual congress? It was sexy

sexual congress by KCOC AKNAW June 22, 2014

Student Congress 

Student Congress, or StuCo, is like baseball, put simply it is EXTREMELY boring to watch, however it can be a lot of fun if you are good.

WARNING: Not for the faint of heart, most rounds last for hours, beware of noob fish that think they know something, trying to knock you off base with lame speeches that are essentially a regurgitated form of what the last semi-intelligent person just got done saying!!! And always, ALWAYS vote for unlimited personal privileges, and never vote for imbeciles to be your PO, or you will be POed.

Dude, Student Congress is a lot of fun at district and nats, but it is freaking ridiculous at Hallsville.

Student Congress by StuCo King May 6, 2009

The Congress Room 

The room in a home (house, apartment, condo, ect.) in which the people engage in the most sexual congress.

Example 1
Newly Wed : Uh, wow, I guess this is our Congress room! *Indicating the bathroom*

Example 2
Woman : *Drunk, frisky, waiting her husband to open the front door.* No detours! The Congress Room as soon as we're inside!
Man : I love this woman!

The Congress Room by Radrito June 10, 2007

act of congress 

an authorization that is hard to obtain in a reasonable amount of time.

It should not take an act of congress to solve an issue of car and pedestrian traffic.

act of congress by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2011