St Arseholes Day

The day when the arse falls out of a small team from North Woolwich and they remain in the shadow of the greatest team in North London #NLISOURS #COYS

Remember when North Woolwich started to dream and then Chris Hughton turned up on St Arseholes Day.

by Uncle Schmidt May 06, 2019

Pissing into my arsehole

Pissing into your own arsehole
Meaning, your fucking yourself up.
Pissing into my arsehole
Meaning, something or somebody is fucking me up.
Pissing into their arsehole
Meaning, i'm going to fuck somebody up.
Pissing into my own arsehole
Meaning, i'm gonna fuck myself up.

"He's pissing into his own arsehole drinking that"
"It's friday and i'm going to piss into my own arsehole"
"Is that true or are you pissing into my arsehole"

by Anton bevermarsh September 30, 2020

dance of the flaming arseholes

A pub game often played by members of various football clubs. Also performed by Australian servicemen. It involves seeing who can last the longest with a burning newspaper shoved up their arse.

Taken from Wikipedia:
"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."

by The Sidhe April 29, 2006

flogs his arsehole

sells himself as a rent boy male prostitute

"his sister's name is lily,
she's a pro in piccadilly,
and his mother's yet another in the strand,
his father flogs his arsehole,
at the elephant and castle,
they're the finest fucking family in the land!"

by theWestHamfan December 04, 2003

bag full of arseholes

description of appearance, derogatory. Australian slang

"he's as ugly as a bagful of arseholes"

by martin December 05, 2004

Arsehole to breakfast time

In today's language this translates as 24/7

The lads worked their bollocks off from arsehole to breakfast time to get it completed

by Properkhunt October 14, 2016

Unidentified Farting Arsehole

When your with a group of people and someone farts without saying safety, but no one knows who did it.

Also known as a UFA

Char "Who did it, someone own up"
Josh "It was just another Unidentified Farting Arsehole"

by Bigcharsnudes October 03, 2018