“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.
“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.
by Opiumbae September 9, 2025
Get the never in my nine livesmug. by MissRabbi February 9, 2019
Get the ninemug. verb, also with n. forms. To be urgently requiring a dump, perhaps turtling or touching cloth, but having to pass a series of trials first. Since in this context you feel like you have a bomb in your intestine, it thus evokes feelings of being in the DS Visual Novel/Puzzler 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors.
Friend: Why'd you shit your pants, Joey?
Joey: I really needed a shit, but my dad started to write me up about the porn on my sister's computer. I was Triple Nining it for ages.
Joey: I really needed a shit, but my dad started to write me up about the porn on my sister's computer. I was Triple Nining it for ages.
by dstiles October 7, 2013
Get the Triple Niningmug. Barnaby Joyce, Australia’s former deputy Prime Minister and former Leader of the National Party, spent his career fighting the weatherboard nine. These are the nine million Australians that live in old weatherboard houses that cost nothing 30 years ago but are now worth about $1 million.
by Peter_Dickerson May 7, 2018
Get the weatherboard ninemug. by LeSleth March 8, 2020
Get the Shitty-Ninemug. When 4 people are laid out in a square such that each is giving oral sex to one other member, and is receiving oral sex from one other member, so as to make a square chain.
Dutch: So Peach, I heard you were involved in a Sixty Sixty Nine Nine.
Peach: I was giving head to Jasmine, who was giving head to Rosa, who was giving head to Adam, who was giving head to me! It was a Sixty Sixty Nine Nine!
Peach: I was giving head to Jasmine, who was giving head to Rosa, who was giving head to Adam, who was giving head to me! It was a Sixty Sixty Nine Nine!
by Joseph Bababooey March 3, 2023
Get the Sixty Sixty Nine Ninemug. 