We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024
Get the Nine Sixesmug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025
Get the Angels With Dirty Faces (November 26, 1938 ) Is Brooklyn Nine-Nine (September 17, 2013)mug. It’s When a man and a woman is in the 69 position in another woman is eating the other girls ass as she give him the Six-Nine-Six and squirts on a man’s face. The six-nine-six position.
I was getting 69’d and her friend started eating her ass and squirted all over my face, which entailed to be the Six-Nine-Six!
by URS316 June 10, 2023
Get the Six-Nine-Sixmug. by Tarheel13 November 12, 2019
Get the Dicksy Ninemug. A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022
Get the nine mile Kylemug. by cumsniffer lickmaballs April 01, 2019
Get the Hixty ninemug. 