southern water

Beer.

person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit

person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine

by comfortedreality May 4, 2023

Southern Stunnas

A Truck Group coming outta Richton, Ms. A truck group that’s made something worth while in the truck scene in several different states. They have had alot of ups and downs in the truck scene it’s another group that’s based off family and a brotherhood that’s more than just trucks. One of the biggest outta Mississippi besides Flawless whips… they also Support the Justice the boy that got killed out of Greene county Levi Lewis! One of there sayings “Hoes Mad” Based off the memorial and keeping the legend alive Levi Lewis!

Look there goes the Southern Stunnas beating the block down

by Stunna Supporter May 21, 2022

Southern Hospitality

One wrong move, and everyone fucking hates you.

(Person) I did this thing that is not very southern
(Southern People) YOUR DEAD TO ME!
That's southern hospitality

by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

Southern Dining

The art of stuffing another persons asshole with Copenhagen, preferably Southern Blend, and then giving a rim job to extract the dip, and then dipped.

Hey, I got you a birthday present, and it has something to do with Southern Dining...

by KingsPointCrimsonFucker September 18, 2016

southern puff

A person who lives in the south and is incredibly soft

Your a southern puff.

by Gclarke November 27, 2023