by TheAwesomeKid21 April 1, 2018

The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.
Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
by the_toe_lover69 February 10, 2022

by Hiilma November 20, 2020

by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020

by SonicReaper October 29, 2018

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

Ultimate Frisbee is the most ass and gay sport. The players of the game love the game even though it is the most counter-intuitive shit ever. I mean, you STOP when you catch the frisbee??? Also the name is stupid too. They really had to say how the game was ultimate.
by average heretic March 8, 2023
