Cardboard Salesman

A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online

15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman

Cardboard Salesman by Tax Evasion & Fraud September 11, 2022

Word of the Day on November 19, 2024

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bedcrack

The space between one’s bed and the wall. Anything that falls in here mysteriously disappears.

“I just lost an AirPod to my bedcrack.”

bedcrack by carterUD February 17, 2022

Word of the Day on November 18, 2024

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Sneaker Head

The exact same thing as a crack head but instead of crack it’s sneakers

Ima sneaker head

Sneaker Head by Epicgamer69,420 January 5, 2020

Word of the Day on November 17, 2024

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Sigogglin

si-gogglin Adj.

Not built correctly, crooked, skewed, out of balance.

This term is common in the Appalachian region of North America.

See also cattywompus

"That road up yonder is all sigogglin."

Sigogglin by Pomp_Greaseball July 7, 2014

Word of the Day on November 16, 2024

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chemosabe

A trusted friend and confidant who is also undergoing cancer-treatment.

Ranger Reid and Tonto probably remained in good health from both being outdoors in the fresh air and sunshine most of the time and apparently abstaining from any harmful substances like alcohol or tobacco, and so conceivably they would never have been in a position to call each other "chemosabe".

chemosabe by QuacksO July 11, 2023

Word of the Day on November 15, 2024

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kakistocracy

"government by the least qualified, most stupid members"

lisa: hey guess what?
joe: what?
lisa: i'm a member of the kakistocracy!
joe: that's not a good thing.

lisa: ...
joe: this explains why you failed preschool.

kakistocracy by letsgetrealdefinitions May 10, 2019

Word of the Day on November 14, 2024

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Depresso Espresso

A fun way to say depression

"I have depresso espresso."

Depresso Espresso by Jerald the Horse February 12, 2020

Word of the Day on November 13, 2024

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