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meet(h)ings

the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into
"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."
by SalvyZ April 18, 2022
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in a meeting

Means to suck your boss's penis literally in order to get ahead at work.
A: Yo sorry I was in a meeting earlier. Just trying to get ahead by giving some head.

B: I admire the work ethic. Your style is not for me but I don't discriminate.
by zimdoh March 8, 2024
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French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.
I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.
by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025
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Meeting with the chief

Verb. The act of going to the bathroom in search of privacy to have a bowel movement.
"Please excuse me while I have a meeting with the chief."
by Tony Stark 6 June 12, 2014
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Samsonite meeting

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!
by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010
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meet the grahams

An absolute nuke of a diss track by the goat Kendrick Lamar where he exposes drake as a deadbeat dad to not one but two children; that we know of.
Person 1: Yo can you believe Kendrick dropped meet the graham’s right after drake dropped his diss track

Person 2: He ain’t letting crodie breath
Person 1: It’s an absolute nuke on god, can’t believe meet the grahams exposes drake as a deadbeat to the 2nd power
by Apollo332 May 4, 2024
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meet your creator

"Meet your creator"
With the word creator meaning god.
Meet your creator is another way of saying die. Because many people believe that when they die they'll go to heaven, and god presumably resides in heaven wich means you'll meet him.
Jimmy:"no, please! Have mercy!"
Bobby:"meet your creator motherfucker"
Jimmy: *dies*
Bobby:"HAHAHA"
by BobbyAndJimmyGetAlongQuiteWell September 11, 2018
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