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West Virginia wind tunnel

An Appalachian specialty where one partner inhales a fart post-climax and blows it into the other’s mouth. Brave souls only.
1. “Dude, I thought we were just gonna Netflix and chill… next thing I know, she’s asking for the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. Let’s just say I’ll never look at pepperoni rolls the same way again.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”
by MamaToot September 10, 2025
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Virginia

Known for some of the worst drivers and traffic ever known to man, and as a Virginian myself, I can say we get the blame from people with New York licence plates and Florida licence plates. But other then that, there's lots of beautiful scenery. From Richmonds' Cary Town to the god-knows-how-many yacht clubs in Hampton, its a fun place to be!

Also, we do not fornicate with family members and we do not all drink moonshine and shoot the shit out of anybody who steps on our lawns.
Virginian: Sup.
UD user: INCESTIOUS HILLBILLY MOONSHINE DRINKIN' BOZO!!11!!!!12!
Virginian: 😐
by PaperBeauty May 10, 2023
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Virginia Slimming

The act of pissing, but holding your skinny limp dong in between your index and middle finger, like you are smoking a Virginia slim.
I feel like Virginia slimming. My skinny dick is thin and long, it reminds me of a Virginia slim!
by Grandmashouse December 28, 2024
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Virginia and judy

The pet name given to a womans breasts by a man or other woman
Caitlins tits are called virginia and judy
by Diltexsamhow September 9, 2008
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Virginia velcro

When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.
When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro
by Midwestern handjob March 1, 2024
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West Virginia straight pipe

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.
Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot
by Magnum7240 January 15, 2024
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Virginia driver’s license

Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.
by S0m3whatS1mpl3 August 25, 2021
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