Shell-shocked

When you shit on a turtle

Man I can’t believe Shannon shell-shocked that turtle last night!

by Sangarion November 13, 2021

Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy

This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!

by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022

Vibe Shock

When you are in a certain setting and something with a very opposite vibe comes in. It can be a good or bad vibe.

Let’s say you’re in a dark dramatic setting like a grungy abandoned mall. Then you lay down and look up at the outside glass dome and you see the bright and beautiful sky above you. That’s the vibe shock and the change of vibe catches you off guard.

Or

When you’re out with friends and that one mean bitch who came because a friend invited him over and they just ruin the whole vibe unannounced.

by Dadadadadadapoushettabidch March 24, 2022

Shock or Shot

A drinking game where basic trivia if incorrect is punished by a shot or a shock from a dog collar.

Charlie you wanna play shock or shot

Nah man I got black out and ended up tazsing my self into unconsciousness

by I'm not THAT racist March 25, 2022

Shock Cena

Same as the "Shocker" where there is "Two in the Pink and One in the Stink", this comes to play after one makes a female cum from performing the "Shocker. The person doing the Shocker, places the Shocker in front of their face and shacks it back and forth like John Cena saying "You can't see me". Reason they can't see the Shocker is because the females close their eyes when they cum.

Denise, last night did you see my Shock Cena? Wait, you didn't and it was all in my face.

by ShinKC January 30, 2022

streamer shock

when an musician receives compensation for his/her work at .00437 per stream. especially distressing for established artists that previously made 100’s of millions of dollars for their albums.

It took me 5 years to write those songs and music and after 1 million people listened to it, the check I got left me with streamer shock.

by victimeyes October 13, 2021

Shell shocked

Traumatized.

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021