When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
Get the Shock the monkeymug. A shocking suprise.
When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise
by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019
Get the A shocking surprisemug. When you have the ability to have sex with someone with a psychic ability and someone comes out of left field another individual sticks something in your ass
by Saerow April 28, 2021
Get the invisible shockedmug. by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Notion Rhetorical Yet Shocked & Awed Notion<.7.9.7.6.>mug. This girl just gave me a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft, she said it's called Change your Shocks
by ParkyP April 30, 2019
Get the Change your Shocksmug. Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022
Get the Infant electro shock weapon theorymug. The reaction after your partner accidentally (or purposely) pulls out of the vagina and enters the anus.
Can also happen in solo mode with a dildo, if complacent.
Can also happen in solo mode with a dildo, if complacent.
“Oh Jim m, please be more careful when thrusting you almost gave me an analphylacdick shock”
“When using this product, be mindful of the thrusting motion to avoid an analphylactdick shock during use”
“When using this product, be mindful of the thrusting motion to avoid an analphylactdick shock during use”
by Dirty mike and the boys December 13, 2024
Get the Analphylacdick Shockmug.