by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018
Get the Cock Shocked mug.The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.
Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
by deathgrippin March 15, 2021
Get the cock shock mug.The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.
I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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Get the SHOCKING mug.When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.
by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024
Get the Shock the Monkey mug.One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
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