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Post Trans action hooker

post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”

Top Definition Commentary:

She wasn’t part of the transaction.

She didn’t sign the manifest.

She just called back.

To clean up.

To linger.

To emotionally validate the install.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025
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trans-American

"My grandmother recently came out as trans-American. She moved here from China."
"Julio Iglesias, I support you for coming out as trans-American, but why did you have to do it illegaly?"
by usc boi November 10, 2021
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Trans

Nonono it's not the trans. And what people aren't talking about is the apparent OTHER MASS SHOOTING that happened the day before. It seems like the internet media wants to play the trans narrative trans narrative defense but what they AREN'T talking about is the NOT-TRANS one.
Hym "Not the trans and it's still a strawman of the position they actually have but everything else you said is correct. And there is not stupid shit happening here you are trying to ALLOW this piece of shit to steal from me and I DO NOT HAVR TO ALLOW IT. And in doing so, you are all complicit. You. Your kids. You little daughter. I have been waiting here for 10 years and if I stop it won't be because you convinced me that I have to let the piece of shit cripple steal from me or that you couldn't figure out who I am to pay me. How about the insistlance on a mental illness that the guy doesn't fucking have? If the coworkers of the Indian pilot say the guy has a mental illness but the guy has no history of mental illness and the shrink clear him to fly... Maybe something else is going on there and you MENTALLY RETARDED FUCKING GARBAGE PEOPLE are doing some mental gymnastic to equate the outcome with a mental illness that doesn't exist. Oh wait! We can just make shit up! So, I say that he had 'spontaneous murderitous!' It's the spontaneous murderitous that got home guys. We figured it out."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
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Trojan Trans

when a male act like a transsexual to get access to a womens only area.
Guy 1: how did you get into that womens only area?
Guy 2: i told them that i was a female and that they are transfobic if they dont let me in
Guy1: damn, you did the Trojan Trans
by trordujøøh February 14, 2023
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Angela Tran

Angela Tran is a great female. You are very lucky to have a friend or girlfriend to have. She is an amazing person that cares for others. But you should check on her because she gets sad easily.
Friend 1: Yo dude who's that.
Friend 2: Dude that is Angela Tran
Friend 1: I heard she is an amazing girl
by I'm joes' parents November 23, 2021
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Laura Tran

Goddess of KM or Laura Tran? SAME THING
by Shshshahshshs June 19, 2024
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Trans

Im trans
by John Ultrakill November 5, 2025
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