Carolina cocksucker

Like a regular cocksucker but slightly more retarded

Elvis is cool but Jordan is a Carolina cocksucker.

by Willy hard October 21, 2023

Carolina Carousel

Two men, whilst spewing shit from their asses, assume the 69 position while lying on their sides and proceed to kick their legs in order to spin around like a carousel while sucking each other off.

Dude I saw these guys down Myrtle Beach having the greatest Carolina Carousel of their lives!

by Big Boi Pete August 14, 2019

North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.

Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

Carolina moonpie

Carolina moonpie: ejaculate on top of a medium sized turd cake then place an identical turd cake on top of the ejaculate. Serve to a woman on a Dixie brand paper plate.

I go down to the trailer park on Friday nights to feed the hoes a Carolina moonpie. Those meth heads do anything for money.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of clearing a clogged nostril.

Becky you have to try North Carolina Nose Job, Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe again!

by Slimmy T July 7, 2025

Carolina Subsoil

A shitting of the pants resulting from a fart originating from the deepest part of a man’s colon.

Kyle: Dam Hank, that was a monster blast.
Hank: I gotta get home ASAP and hose down the Carolina subsoil running down my legs.

by Dmhaeb March 2, 2022

THE CAROLINA DENTIST

The act of getting a women high on laughing gas, and knocking her teeth out

My wife has been complaining about money and her teeth lately, so I decided to take her to The Carolina dentist

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022