Baby Teen

A teenager with a baby face. Odds are they act like they are 9. Typically, they are the most annoying fucks on the face of the planet. Acts like a golden retriever. Typically are named Matt.

Oh my god! That Baby Teen is here. My night is ruined!

by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023

Bailey Teen

A young teenage girl who usually fails most of her classes hanging out with future prostitutes

“She is definitely failing”
“I know right, must be a Bailey Teen”

by CuppaDoe August 22, 2023

Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023

Teen-metal

Metal music that is not true metal but instead music for teens. Bands like deftones for an example are teen-metal as opposed to true metal like Slayer.

"Well I listened to the song friend, at first I like instrumental but then the lyrics come on and I am like bro. Wtf is with this teen-metal, you need to grow over your teen-metal phrase friend. Listen to real metal music like Metallica or Winger and not those poser bands."

by Reggie Greathead September 15, 2023

That one teen

They stay in their room all day. You have no idea what their doing.. dont think about it too much..

Friend: hey have you seen that one teen?

Person: nah. where have they been..?

by 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝.𝙙𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣 April 20, 2020

Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.

Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"

by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020

Gay Teen

When a man within the ages of 12-19 dates, kisses, has sex with, etc. another man within the same age range. Most commonly between high school boys

Dylan had a huge gay teen obsession with Hudson.

by therealone11 August 19, 2022