Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!

Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.

Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Your mums my dog

Your mum my dog

The biggest way to shut someone down.
"Bruv, your mums my dog. Gunna take her for a walk later"

by dog tits December 19, 2018

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it

Luka

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it, my name is luka

by Fanypack April 3, 2017

bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

Do your thang dog

Stop being lame af

Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog".
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.

by DudeWhoIsNotLame September 3, 2016

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

Make Sure To Walk Your Dog

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.

"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."

by Meme_buddha October 12, 2019