Yeeted Back To Yesterday

Leaving or quitting something bad for you, such as an addiction, toxic relationship or bad lifestyle.

This smoking habit is finna get yeeted back to yesterday.

This girl isn’t nice to me, it’s time to yeet her back to yesterday.

by Red dog1 August 28, 2020

I'll call you yesterday

A sarcastic phrase used to signify that you actually won't call or interact with someone in the future. The phrase implies that you would have theoretically called them "yesterday" if you really cared. This phrase is primarily used a means of blowing someone off.

Jim: So did you meet up with that girl you got coffee with last week?

Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.

by FrenchOnion May 19, 2020

the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today

most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).

Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...

by Virgin Suicides September 27, 2017

I wasn't born yesterday

Something you say in order to tell someone that you are not stupid and are not easily deceived.

Mom: Timmy, what was that sound?
Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.

by susanandvictor4eva April 24, 2015

the only easy day was yesterday

Is a quote from the Navy SEALs for inspiration.

Cheer up dude, the only easy day was yesterday.

by ThEnAmEtHaTsHoUlDnOtBeSaiD October 17, 2017

born day before yesterday

Slang sarcastic term for when a person doesn’t know much but does know something.

You know, I wasn’t exactly born yesterday, I was born day before yesterday!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

i wanted it done yesterday

used to describe that u want something quick done right away...waving a magic wand anytime u want,
something done right away, as soon as possible, see open sesame
i want it done right away...
i want it done yesterday...
i wanted it done yesterday

Accountant: I need these accounts audited!
Worker: When do u need this done by??
Accountant: I wanted it done yesterday...

by blthrskt December 30, 2005